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Every once and a while the deck needs to be swept off for new leaves to fall
Butter Cake Icing
Blast from the Past
Paint your way out
Stage TWO Pain
Lost and Found
Chose your weapon
Pickles and Apple pie
In muck you can find beauty.
Face of Racing
Live on the show
Great for the job
My fair share
When we were kids
Creative Crowbar - Pun Fun
…A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn’t have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, “Well, OK, I guess you can come in — just don’t start anything.”
…This mushroom walks into a bar and starts hitting on this woman… She, of course, turns him down. Not willing, to give up, he pleads with her… “C’mon lady, I’m a fun guy…”
…This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “Hey, buddy, why the long face…
…These two strings walk upto a bar… The first string walks in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells “I don’t serve strings in this bar… The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and orders… The bartender shouts, Hey, didn’t you hear what I told your buddy?” String says “Yeah.” Bartender says, “aren’t you a string?” … String says, “No, I’m a frayed knot…”
…This grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says “Hey! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies “Really? You have a drink named Steve?!”
…This baby seal walks into a bar and the bartender says,”What’ll ya have…” The seal says, “Anything but a Canadian Club…
…This skeleton walks into a bar and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop…”
…A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?” he asked. “No.” A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man’s leg. “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” he said indignantly. The other guy replied, “That’s not my dog.”
…A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge”
…Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks “Would you like a beer?” Descartes replies “I think not” and POOF! he vanishes…
…A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw…”
…A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here…”
…A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar tender here?”
…A snake slithers into a bar and the bartender says, “I’m sorry but I can’t serve you.” “Why not?” asks the snake. The bartender says, “Because you can’t hold your liquor…”
…Baby seal walks into a club… what a tragedy…
…A guy walks into a bar. “OUCH!” he said…
…Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted…
…Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender. “I’ll have a glass of blood,” said one. “I’ll have a glass of plasma”, said the other. “Okay,” replied the bartender, “that’ll be one blood and one blood lite…”
…Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first says, ‘Yes, I’m positive…’
…Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”
…a man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say “nice tie!” Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender at the end of the bar. A few sips later the voice said “beautiful shirt.” At this, the man called the bartender over,”Hey…i must be losing my mind,” he told the bartender. “I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there’s not a soul in here other than us.” “It’s the peanuts” answered the bartender. “Say what?” “You heard me” said the barkeep.”it’s the peanuts… they’re complimentary.”
…Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist;s Novocain during root canal work because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
…Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak got chilly so they lit a fire in the craft but it sank proving once and for all you can’t have your kayak and eat it too.
…Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina; one went to Hollywood and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the cotton fields never amounting to much and became known as the lesser of two weevils.
…There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
…A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amahl while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother and upon receiving the picture she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Amahl. “But they’re twins,” says her husband, “If you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amahl.”
…A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked them to disperse. “But why?”, they asked as they moved along. “Because,” said the manager, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
…It was a doctor’s regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home and, aware of his habit, the bartender would always have the drink waiting for him at precisely 5:18 PM. One afternoon as the end of the work-day neared the bartender was dismayed to find he was out of hazelnut extract but, thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink, then exclaimed: “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri”, to which the bartender replied, “No, I’m sorry, it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”
…A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat when he came across two men; one was sitting under a tree reading a book while the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him proving even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
Well.. How about some baby birds. Yeah that is the word
Under the Knife
Play Through It
Sneak’em in There
On the Air
Not Past Me
He’s Got Three
Please let me lead you to the water. If you would like to drink then pay the toll. It’s your choice.
Pluck those Feathers
One Thing Left To Do
Round About Way
You are now under the influence of color. You have the right to remain saturated in whatever hue you choose.
Burst of Blues
Sound of Purple